Not my year

For a while there it seemed like 2nd place was in reach, but that's a tall order now:

Rank		Team	Points	Pts Change	Waiver	Moves
1.		IamJabrone	120	-4	8	58
2.		IStillSuckCurveballs	107.5	-1	9	17
3.		O.N. Thugs	106	-0.5	12	68
4.		TheJimmyDixLongballs	101	2	7	32
5.		Milwaukee Whiffers	87.5	-1	4	22
6.		'90 Reds	86.5	0	2	47
7.		Black Sox	66	0.5	6	28
8.		Phatsnapper	62	-1.5	1	9
9.		Muddy Mud Skippers	57	1.5	3	12
10.		Cheeseheads	55.5	-0.5	5	23
11.		Westy's Slugs	48	5.5	11	69
12.		Benver Droncos	39	-1	10	42

My latest indignity, aside from being 15 minutes late in putting James Shields into my starting lineup, was Chris Young's near perfect game yesterday (one week after I finally dropped him).

Making matters worse, rumor has it that C-Lauff (IamJabrone) is getting ready to post a rap video he cut while in Maui, supposedly titled, "Got First Place," where he's ripped off the melody to Lil' Wayne's "Got Money." C-Lauff's allegedly all over the place, from frolicking on sandy beaches and splashing in the ocean, to sitting in night club jacuzzis surrounded by bikini-clad bunnies, all while iced out, sipping champagne, bragging about his fantasy baseball extravagances while still getting in his personal shots at all of his UPL haters.

I personally won't be watching that.

Oh well, I guess now that the writing is on the wall, it's time for me to join in that time-honored tradition most of us have this time of year in the UPL Baseball: Start colluding to do everything possible to prevent Roland from winning.

Hmm... who would Roland like to pick up from that waiver wire next?